Redwolf

Redwolf (forum name "redwolfmoon99"), is a relatively new BZPB user who has actually stuck around and still enjoys posting in both the RPG and the Cabana. He is the site's only Russian member, which leads to all kinds of alcohol-based jokes. He takes pride in these jokes, and also likes telling stories which take place in the motherland. These tales often involve him and his friends finding Cold War-era foodstuffs, new and creative ways to jig, and finally, themselves in car accidents.

He discovered the forum while stumbling across a picture of The Fresh Prince of Fresh Fruit one day. Weird huh?

Quotes

 * "Aroo?" - Said when someone says something that even Red cannot comprehend.
 * "HAVE DANCE" - Said when it's somebody's birthday.