Winston Churchill

Winston Churchill was the conservative leader of Britain during the latter segment of the second world war, and he has Shroom's back. He constantly shows up to protect him with his Lee-enfield rifle.

By "Constantly shows up to protect him" we mean "Constantly shows up to kill DRJ"

Heh.

Quotes

 * "He's a cool guy, o'l Winston." -- Shroom
 * "This man somehow managed to find his way into a small RPG forum as an immortal protector, for that, I honour him."—Slightly drunk Shroom at a party that had nothing to do with BZPB. Yeah, the other party members were confused too.