Klak

(Also known as 'Klak of Thursday,' 'HK-47,' 'Dr. House', 'The Question', 'Your Terugan Master', 'Klak of Breitbart', 'F-Klak', 'Michael Rosen', 'Wheatley', 'Kessler', 'Casio', 'Kal-L', 'Amon', and 'Andy Levy') A quite awesome man that is a member of BZPB. He usually participates in the chatbox of BZPB, the main RPG, and in his comedy, "The Toas". However, he was also a part of Subnixus - The Changing Planet.

He enjoys soda, and embedding people in concrete. We are not sure which part is serious.

Klak and the other users joke that he is some sort of criminal/terrorist, when in reality, he is the complete opposite, and a nice guy.

He was admin for the entire month of February 2012. A few people didn't like that, but he, in fact, tried to make some reforms in the way the site works. However, these reforms were deemed unnecessary by the majority of the forum's active members. If you ask Klak why, he'll tell you that they are misguided. If you ask them, they'll say it was unnecessary. We're not sure which one is right.

Klak was later banned over a falling out he had with everyone on the forum. He was then reinstated to help save the RPG. Things are relatively back to normal.

History
On a certain date in a certain area in a certain planet in a certain universe, Klak was born. All governments, for some strange reason, attempted to fight him while he was a baby, but he arm wrestled them into submission. This child then grew up normally, until he became a member of a certain site called BZPower. It was here that he met the BZPB cast. They had their ups and downs, and somehow ended up in a site created by Shroom. And the rest is history.

No seriously, go get that history book right now. I'll wait.

You're back? Great! Anyways, you can read that Klak became a great member of the site, and many have petitioned him to become the Legendary Fourth Mod. He has added tremendous contributions to both the RPGs, the site, and to its many memes. Just have a conversation with him, he guarantees you shall laugh.

He's conservative. And Christian. This leads to some clashes with DRJ, who is a liberal agnostic.

Anything else, just ask. That's his motto.

Quotes
"No. *embeds in concrete*"

"I'll force you at gunpoint to stop forcing me at gunpoint."

"HOW WUNDERBAR!"

"I told you Google was evil."

"And that's why I'm banned from [insert nation here]."

"In like Flynn."

"*writes in conspiracy notebook*"-random action.

"I'm in COLLE-*is shot*"-reaction to whenever he says College.

"*pushes (insert person's name) up a cliff*"-an alternative to embedding people in concrete.