Klak

Klak (also known as 'Klak of Thursday,' 'HK-47,' 'Dr. House', 'The Question', 'Your Terugan Master', 'Klak of Breitbart', 'F-Klak', 'Michael Rosen', 'Wheatley', 'Kessler', 'Casio', 'Kal-L', 'Amon', and 'Andy Levy') is a quite awesome man who is a member of BZPB. He enjoys soda, and making witty jokes.

History
On a certain date in a certain area in a certain planet in a certain universe, Klak was born. All governments, for some unknown reason, attempted to fight him while he was a baby, but he arm wrestled them into submission. This child then grew up normally, until he became a member of a certain site called BZPower. It was here that he met the BZPB cast. They had their ups and downs, and somehow ended up in a site created by Shroom. And the rest is history.

No seriously, go get that history book right now. I'll wait.

Anything else, just ask. That's his motto.

Quotes
"No. *embeds in concrete*"

"I'll force you at gunpoint to stop forcing me at gunpoint."

"In like Flynn, right?"

"*writes in conspiracy notebook*"-random action.

"*pushes (insert person's name) up a cliff*"-an alternative to embedding people in concrete.