Cranes


 * "As far as I know, this cannot be accomplished without a crane, and our crane budget is pretty much used up for this year."


 * -Somey from Wikipedia Review

Cranes are David Robert Jones' weapon of choice. They have a long arm, which can hoist things up or be outfitted with a wrecking ball. They are skilled at destroying things such as Orphanages (And the Orphans inside) and houses. Cranes that are summoned are usually promptly taken care of by The Crane Destroyer and his Quad RPGs.