Klak

(Also known as 'Klak of Thursday,' 'HK-47,' 'Dr. House', 'The Question', 'Your Terugan Master', 'Klak of Breitbart', 'F-Klak', 'Michael Rosen', 'Wheatley', 'Kessler', and 'Casio') A quite awesome man that is a member of BZPB. He usually participates in the chatbox of BZPB, the main RPG, and in his comedy, "The Toas". However, he was also a part of Subnixus - The Changing Planet.

He enjoys soda, and embedding people in concrete. We are not sure which part is serious.

Klak and the other users joke that he is some sort of criminal/terrorist, when in reality, he is the complete opposite, and a nice guy. He's also what you would call a conspiracy theorist. He says he's a conspiracy realist.

He was admin for the entire month of February. A few people didn't like that, but he, in fact, tried to make some reforms in the way the site works. However, these reforms were deemed unnecessary by the majority of the forum's active members. If you ask Klak why, he'll tell you that they are misguided. If you ask them, they'll say it was unnecessary. We're not sure which one is right.

History
On a certain date in a certain area in a certain planet in a certain universe, Klak was born. All governments, for some strange reason, attempted to fight him while he was a baby, but he arm wrestled them into submission. This child then grew up normally, until he became a member of a certain site called BZPower. It was here that he met the BZPB cast. They had their ups and downs, and somehow ended up in a site created by Shroom. And the rest is history.

No seriously, go get that history book right now. I'll wait.

You're back? Great! Anyways, you can read that Klak became a great member of the site, and many have petitioned him to become the Legendary Fourth Mod. He has added tremendous contributions to both the RPGs, the site, and to its many memes. Just have a conversation with him, he guarantees you shall laugh.

He's conservative. And Christian. For some reason this annoys DRJ. A lot.

Eventually, Klak will release some of the contents of his 'conspiracy notebook'. For more serious conspiracies, you might as well ask him personally, because he will not release them on BZPB unless asked to do so. The pages that will be released have something to do with how he views the site.

Quotes
"No. *embeds in concrete*"

"I'll force you at gunpoint to stop forcing me at gunpoint."

"Hello, sons."

"HOW WUNDERBAR!"

"I told you Google was evil."

"And that's why I'm banned from [insert nation here]."

"Yes, I can see that, Bough."-reaction to something obvious.

"In like Flynn."

"Hulk Confused."-reaction to something VERY confusing.

"*writes in conspiracy notebook*"-random action.

"I'm in COLLE-*is shot*"-reaction to whenever he says College.

"*phone rings*"-reaction to someone saying blackberry.

"*pushes (insert person's name) up a cliff*"-an alternative to embedding people in concrete.