Low Orbit Ion Cannon

The Low Orbit Ion Cannon is some kind of satellite weapon which usually shows up in Chatbox Battles involving David Robert Jones. Its firing was usually preceded by a lot of stuff like this.

"[13:46:18 30/12/10] -Blackout- : ACTIVATE BETA COMMAND SYSTEM.

[13:48:19 30/12/10] -Blackout- : TARGETING SYSTEM "DREAM FOCUS" ENABLED.

[13:48:29 30/12/10] -Blackout- : GRID FT-2 TARGETED.

[13:48:33 30/12/10] -Blackout- : TARGET: ZEV.

[13:48:43 30/12/10] -Blackout- : LOW ORBIT ION CANNON ACTIVE."

Alas, it rarely appears nowadays.